I love my bike and I love men, but sometimes it’s a toss up! (Just kidding, honey.) Here's ten reasons a bike might be better than a man! And fellows, don't get mad -- you can easily switch it up to apply to women! 
1. You decide how long and how hard you’re gonna ride!
2. Your bike is always ready to go when you are.
3. Your bike won’t bitch about your cookin’.
4. Your bike doesn’t mind you riding while you’re ragging.
5. Your bike won’t get jealous if you ride other bikes!
6. Your bike doesn’t mind if you want to cuddle after you ride.
7. Your bike won’t mind if you stop and ask for directions.
8. You can dump your bike more then once and it will still let you ride!
9. Your bike won’t complain if ya don’t shave before wrapping your legs around its middle.
10. Your bike vibrates every time ya turn it on!
Enuff said! Live Love Laugh. . . Lexy
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