Righteous Biker Women

Got this in from one of our readers who wrote:

"Hi Monk,
I've had this sitting in my 'mail to be sent' for the past 6 years ( 2002). I have no idea where I got it (probably one of the biker mags or sites) If you can use it feel free. Mort"


It takes a righteous woman to love a biker man,
To pay the dues, obey the rules, and just a damn few can.
They're the ones I'm toasting, the women in our world.
So lift your mugs and join me, and lets drink to the girls. . .

That rare and special breed,
Who care for us, shed tears for us, and understand our creed.
They feed us when were hungry,they warm us when were cold,
Sometimes they drive us crazy by not doin what they're told.
But when we stick our chests out, they're there to watch our backs.
And when we turn the lights out, they're waitin in the sack.

They wash our dirty dishes, and they polish up our chrome;
They pay our bail when we're in jail and make our hovels home.
Although we seldom say so, and some of us never do,
We love our women deeply with a love both strong and true.
When we take them riding,or meet them in the wind,
We know we're with our lover, our own kind and friends.

So, Bro's lets drink to the ladies, and bless them every one,
Because, Lord knows without them, life wouldn't be much fun.
They party hearty with us, and match us drink for toke,
They squeeze our bulging muscles, and laugh at all our jokes.
They tease us and tempt us, they ply us with their charms.
They whisper sweet things in our ears, and snuggle in our arms.
They wile us and beguile us, they impress us with their class,
And when we think weve got them trained, they up and show their ass.
But thats part of the spirit that makes them who they are,
And if they didn't have it, we wouldn't pack them far.

Down all the roads weve ridden they're the best weve ever found
So, Bro's lets drink to the ladies. . . if they'll buy another round

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