Biker Wisdom

1. Always remember: you're unique. Just like everyone else.

2. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, miss a couple of mortgage payments.

3. If you lend someone ten bucks and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

4. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

5. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

6. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

7. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

8. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

9. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

10. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

11. Never miss a good chance to shut up.