Democrat, Republican or Biker?

This has been floatin' around the internet and we've recieved it from lotsa readers, so I thought I'd post it here.

Democrat, Republican, or Biker? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking through a parking lot after having dinner with your wife and two kids. Suddenly, a middle eastern lookin' dude approaches, screams obscenities, praises Allah, pulls out a knife, and charges at you. You're carrying a Colt 45. You have mere seconds to decide whether to shoot or not. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
That's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Can we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1 on my cell? Why is this parking lot so deserted?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends over wine and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer: BANG!

Biker's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click. . . (Sounds of ejecting and reloading a magazine)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click . . .

Daughter: "Nice shot group, Daddy! Were those jacketed or hollow points?"
Son: "Hey dad! Can I shoot the next one?!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist to mount in the den!"